Challenge: Cave Slayers
Title: Enough's Enough 1/1
Disclaimer: I own nothing but my dog Lily :)
5 thing minimum: fire, bikini, vibrator, cherry chap stick and girl/girl
porn
AN1: 1st Fuffy, be gentle
AN2: Told from Willow's POV
AN3: Post-Chosen, but doesn't follow comics
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   And here I thought they were finally going to get together, but no, Buffy and Faith are still doing their stupid dance. It's not just me that sees it. I mean hell even Giles sees it, and of course, he doesn't think we should meddle. Well, he hasn't seen what I have.
 
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   Once we collected ourselves in LA, Faith and Buffy took off for two weeks, and neither one spoke of what went on, but shortly after coming back, we all headed to the beach for some fun and sun. I had seen Buffy in a bikini, but the sight of Faith in one was well worth the trip, and
it was shortly after this when I saw the first sign of something developing. They took turns putting sunscreen on each other. The rest of the day was spent watching them enjoy each other's company which included them cuddling around the fire we made later.
 
   After the beach party, they continued to hang out, but there were no signs of the relationship deepening, unless they were hiding it, and when Faith borrowed Buffy's cherry chap stick, I was sure of it, but apparently, I was wrong.
 
   I left things alone when Giles had me track down the old Watcher's Council's holdings, money, etc. Although, I did have Vi and Dawn keep an eye on things for me, but they never had anything for me. Although, I think there was another reason for that.
 
   By the time Christmas rolled around, most of the people that started here were now in Cleveland. Buffy and Dawn stayed, so Dawn could go to school. Faith and Vi stuck around to patrol and help Angel when he needed it while I was here to make sure things ran smoothly. Anyway, it was our gift exchange that was very informative, or so I thought. Everybody else's gifts were relatively normal except for Buffy and Faith's. Buffy surprised everyone by getting Faith some girl on girl porn, and Faith returned the favor by giving Buffy a vibrator, and when
they shared a kiss on New Year's Eve, I thought they were finally together, but shortly after, things went back to the way they were. That's when I decided to take matters into my own hands.
 
   Valentine's Day was my endgame, so I spent the first couple weeks going through Wolfram and Hart's potions to see if they had something I could use, or if I had to come up with something of my own. It ended up being a little of both. I tweaked a reveal potion that would bring down
their protective walls and let their natural selves out, so they could tell each other how they feel, and just to make sure they didn't think it was a set up, I talked Vi and Dawn into making it a foursome for dinner.
 
   Since it was Valentine's Day, and at the moment I'm lacking in the partner category, I was heading to help Fred with some work at Wolfram & Hart after making dinner for my four friends. Of course, I put the potion in the wine while I cooked, so it would have time to mix. Not
surprising, the three slayers were in the kitchen when the food aromas reached them, so I put them to work and had them set the table, and just as the food hit the table, Dawn came in. It's like she knew we were done.
 
   "Okay ladies, I'm heading off to help Fred, so I'm just a phone call away," I got three 'goodbye Willows' and a 'ciya Red', and I wore a smirk the whole walk to my car.
 
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   I don't know how long we had been working when my cell phone rang on one of Fred's filing cabinets. Although when I glanced at the clock, I saw that I had been working for three hours, so I figured this was either Dawn or Vi giving me a heads up that Buffy and Faith were going at it, and when I saw Dawn's name on the caller ID, I picked up.
 
   "Hey, Dawn, are your sister and Faith doing the deed yet?" I was betting on a loud 'Ewwwwww', but instead, Dawn was panting.
 
   "Willow, you need to get back to the hotel. I don't know how long I can hold her off," My mind was racing trying to figure out what she meant.
 
   "Wait, Faith came after you?" That wasn't the plan, and it sure as hell wasn't the signs she was giving off.
 
   "No, Vi did. Buffy and Faith are grunting and naked and doing things I didn't need to see, but they're not the problem, Willow, Vi is. She got, the best I can describe it is when Buffy went Neanderthal after Parker, and she pounced on me after dinner. I was able to get away, naked mind you, but I don't know how long my ward is going to hold," Dawn's explanation told me that Vi had some wine too, but hey, at least Buffy and Faith are together now.
 
   "Sit tight sweetie, I'll be there as soon as I can," Fred must have been eavesdropping because she handed me a tranq gun, "Thanks, you want to come along, I hear there is nudity," she just gave me a smile and grabbed a second gun.
 
   Okay, Speed Demon Fred is hot. We made it to the hotel quickly. I'm guessing Gunn taught her some back ways around LA. The first thing we heard when we walked in was Buffy and Faith moaning loudly while talking very Cave-like. Oops, I guess I tweaked the potion a bit much. Then we heard loud pounding.
 
   "Want. Dawn," Okay, Vi was upstairs. We'll take care of her first, and while Dawn is taking care of Vi, Fred and I can take down Buffy and Faith.
 
   We reached the floor that Vi and Dawn were on, and not knowing how my potion works, I lined up Vi in the scope before shooting the dart into  her neck, and after a couple seconds, she dropped to the floor, and then the door whipped open.
 
   "What the hell happened to these three, Willow?" Fred and I walked up to help Dawn take Vi into the bedroom while I thought up a likely excuse.
 
   "It's my fault, Dawn. I was sick and tired watching Buffy and Faith not be together, so I decided to give them a nudge," that earned me the 'Dawn-glare' (much, much worse than my Resolve-face), "I concocted a potion that would take down their natural barriers, so there true
feelings would come, but apparently, my potion making still sucks since it turned Buffy, Faith and Vi all into Cave-Slayers."
 
   "We'll all be angry later, Willow, but go take care of Buffy and Faith. You wouldn't want too much of a mess to clean up," Damn, she picked up that guilt that Joyce was so good at.
 
   The closer we got to the ground floor, the louder the moans were getting. Well, at least they moved so we can get them quickly, and then, I saw something that is going to make me never sit on that circular couch again, Buffy and Faith were in a 69 position. I shook off the image as I told Fred to shoot Buffy after I shot Faith, so neither of us would end up in danger. I caught Faith in the butt, and just as her body went slack, Buffy's eyes shot over to us.
 
   "Willow bad," Oh shit. Come on Fred, and before Buffy got a chance to attack, Fred put her down.
 
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   Once Fred and I got Buffy and Faith covered and comfortable, we got started on the mess that my actions caused which also gave me time to think over what I was going to tell my friends about my reasons for doing what I did. Well, at least they didn't crave fire like Buffy's
friends did the last time, but they did enjoy painting the walls with food.
 
   After we finished, Fred sat me down in a chair and massaged my shoulders while we kept an eye on Buffy and Faith, "You have magic fingers, Fred. I haven't felt this loose in ages," and then her hands covered my breasts.
 
   "Maybe you'll let me show how magical they are," I let out a loud moan, but it was quickly muted as I heard the unmistakable laugh of Faith.
 
   "Let's hope so, I hate people meddling in my love life," Faith sat up holding Buffy protectively in her arms, "We knew you were up to something, Red. That's why we let Vi have some wine, too; D is a meddler so we decided to have some fun. Plus, it gave B and I a chance to
get primal with each other," I just shook my head at being had by my best friend and her girlfriend. I thought about asking how long, but instead, I just stood up and headed for the stairs.
 
   "I'm heading up to bed. Coming, Fred?”

 

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