Write a story using the following words/sentences:
- "Are you staring at my ass, AGAIN?"
- Candy apple
- soaked
- "That’s NOT a costume?"
- Bump and grind
- "Lay back and enjoy."
Start your story with:
For a change it was a dark and stormy night…
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Name: Tim
Title: Juicy
Disclaimer: I own nothing but my dog, Lily :)
Spoiler: Post-Chosen BtVS/S4 Gilmore girls
Rating: R
Pairing: Buffy/Lorelai
Email: fsmoot21@webtv.net
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For a change, it was a dark and stormy night, and I was reminiscing about
coming to Stars Hollow. We landed in Los Angeles after getting all the injured
looked at, and right away, Giles and Wes started thinking about rebuilding the
Council. Personally, I was out, and I was holding to my promise to show Dawn
the world, but first, she was graduating high school, and after finding out
those pricks in the old Council had immense stockpile of cash, I had Will check
on the best schools in the country and out popped Chilton. Dawn surprised me by
agreeing, even though there were uniforms. Since her old records were gone,
they gave her a placement test, and she was thrilled to find out she was going
to be a senior, so then Willow and I went house shopping around Chilton and
found Stars Hollow.
We found a nice three bedroom with a pool, so after buying necessities, we
purchased a couple tickets. We of course had the happy sad party the night
before we left. I knew my friends were going to be okay because they had each
other, and I was just a phone call away, not to mention they could visit. I
also knew I had to leave as well, so Dawn could have some semblance of normalcy
while I tried to figure out who Buffy Summers was. When we hit Stars Hollow, I
let Dawn help me decorate the house. After a couple days of setting it up,
there was a knock at the door, and that was the day I meant Lorelai Gilmore
(and her daughter, Rory). I had always looked at other women, but it wasn't
until Willow introduced me to Tara that I actually thought about considering a
relationship with a woman. Plus, she offered me a job as her assistant.
The flirting started right off the bat, and the only one that it bothered was Michel,
but that just made it even more fun.
The Dragonfly opened without a hitch. Well, Kirk ran from
the Inn naked, screaming on the test weekend, but other than that things went
well. I of course tested the water to see if Lorelai was interested, and I was
happy to not be rebuffed, so I would let nature takes its' course just so
neither of us had any unwanted pressure. The months flew by, and we kept
getting closer, but neither of us was making the first move, so I decided to
give us a push on Halloween.
One thing I have learned about Stars Hollow is that they don't need a holiday
to have a festival, but for actual holidays, it's bigger, so Step One was
bobbing for apples, and I purposely wore a white with a sheer bra. It was for
charity, so it wasn't all dirty. I made sure she was watching when dunked my
head (and chest) under the water before grabbing onto an apple and pulling it
out.
"Buffy, you're soaked," Lorelai said sounding concerned handing me a
towel even though she was glancing at my chest as I handed her my apple, so I
could dry off.
"Price you have to pay to get what
you want," smiling and winking as I took a bite of my apple.
"Come on, let’s see if Luke has a hair dryer. I can't
have my fellow candy hander outer get sick," taking her fingers in mine
and interlocking them as we headed to the diner.
By the time we made it to Luke's, my apple was gone, and he looked at Lorelai
as we walked in, "It's not good to try and drown your girlfriend,
Lorelai," I had to fight off the chuckles at Luke's bluntness.
"Do you have a hair dryer upstairs, Luke?" Nicely done, Lorelai.
Avoid the topic completely.
"Yeah, but no bump and grind on my bed," I lost it with that one, and
I wanted to play along.
"Not a problem, Luke. I'm hoping our first time will be on the check-in
desk," That comment had Lorelai dragging me up the steps, and when we
walked into Luke's apartment, I took off my shirt and bra.
"Buffy!" Now Lorelai was looking everywhere but at me since I was
drying off.
"Put these in the dryer for a few minutes, please," draping the towel
over my chest, so my breasts were covered, and I let out a whistle when Lorelai
bent over to put my clothes in the dryer.
"Are you staring at my ass, AGAIN!?" she said turning around with her
hands on her hips. She was even sexier when she tried to play angry.
"What can I say? It looks nice in
those jeans," giving her my best smile as her frown quickly disappeared.
Yep, I had her wrapped around my finger.
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I brought two costumes to Lorelai's since we were changing there before heading
to the Inn for a costume party. My real costume was a vampire. Yeah I know,
it's been done, and they were my life, but tight leather and pushup bra would
have Lorelai drooling. Of course my fake costume would leave her speechless, so
when she let me use Rory's room to change. I stripped naked and put on my brown
leotard and tight tights before spreading red face paint on my neck and face. I
went into Rory's closet for the apple-shaped headwear and put it on. I walked
out of the room, and Lorelai must have been waiting on me because her jaw
dropped open.
"That's not a costume!" Mmm, she is starting to sound possessive.
Goody.
"Yes, it is. I'm a candy apple," smiling proudly, since I was.
"I am not having the whole town getting a free show of my
girlfriend," Pay dirt, "I don't care if I have to dress you up as an
Eighties music fan, but you are changing."
"Yes, ma'am," taking off the apple head before kissing her deeply as I
headed to the bathroom to wash my face.
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The party was a blast, and my second costume gave Lorelai a better idea for
hers, so she went as my victim, but we weren't the belles of the ball. Rory and
Dawn stole our thunder. They came as Catherine and Sara from CSI; the vests,
kits, the whole nine yards. I was definitely impressed, but they weren't
important tonight. Once everyone left, we headed back to Lorelai's house, and I
didn't beat around the bush as I led us upstairs. I walked her to the edge of
the bed before gently shoving her over.
"What about Rory and Dawn?" I smiled at her question while I took off
her shoes.
"They're probably right about here too. Now lay back and enjoy," I
don't think she caught my meaning since I was removing her pants. Oh yeah, this
is going to be the best Halloween ever.
HAPPY
HALLOWEEN